Color Me Crazy · The Collective
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Here's everything you have access to. Exactly where to start.
Color Me Crazy · The Collective
Here's everything you have access to. Exactly where to start.
Watch this first.
It's short. It'll make everything else click.
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Not sure what your Sun or rising sign is? Drop a question in the community feed. I'll help.
So, what did you sign up for?
Every lunar cycle, I record a full set of audio horoscopes for all 12 signs, covering both your Sun and rising, based on what's actually moving in the sky and what that means for your chart specifically. This is the real thing: your signs, your transits, your life.
With each new moon and full moon, you also get a companion workshop, live then recorded, where we go deeper into the astrology and into whatever the moment is asking of us. Teaching, journaling prompts, guided meditation, open sharing. The full container.
Underneath all of it: a library of guided meditations, a community feed where we witness each other between lunations, and an app that keeps everything in your pocket.
This is where the practice lives.
Inside your membership
Monthly Audio Horoscopes
Every new moon and full moon, a full set for all 12 signs: both your Sun and rising. Find yours in the Library under "Horoscopes & Workshops."
Go to Library →Monthly Workshop
Each lunation has a companion workshop: teaching, journaling prompts, guided meditation, and open sharing. Live, then recorded. These get added to your Library so you never miss one.
Guided Meditation Library
An always-available collection organized by theme. Transit-specific ones, grounding ones, short ones for a quick reset. All in your Library whenever you need them.
Browse the Library →The Community
The Feed is where we check in between lunations: what's alive, what's shifting, what we're witnessing. You're already here. This is where the membership stops feeling like content and starts feeling like a practice.
Go to the Feed →The Color Me Crazy App
Your horoscopes, meditations, and community in one place. In your pocket. Download it and you'll actually use this membership the way it's meant to be used.
Don't skip this part
Listen to your Sun & rising sign horoscopes.
Go to the Library → find the most recent lunation under "Horoscopes & Workshops" → find your Sun and rising signs. Listen before you do anything else. That's what you're here for.
Don't know your Sun or rising sign? Drop a note in the community feed and I'll help you figure it out.
Introduce yourself in the community feed.
Go to the Feed and drop a hello. Tell us your Sun and rising signs. Nobody's a stranger in this room. Saying your name out loud is how you start feeling like you belong here.
Download the app.
This is how you'll actually use your membership between check-ins. Your horoscopes, meditations, the community feed, all of it in your pocket. Takes two minutes. Links are in the section below.
Find the next live event and put it in your calendar.
Check Workshops and Scheduled Posts in the community. The workshops are where this membership goes deepest. Mark the next one now, before you forget.
Take The Collective with you
Your horoscopes, meditations, and community. In your pocket. Available on iOS and Android.
I'm not hard to find.
Email me at [email protected], or drop a note in the community feed. I'm in there.